heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

… this is basically how Ben and I started out friendship.

(via ahungerforfame)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via twinkmob)

"Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood."

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via tall)

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

(via elatance)